This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me

Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for viagra. How do I block all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.

My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
Perhaps in another lifetime this will end.
{Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.

Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

Get This Shit Out of My Inbox

Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.

This has gone too far.
Learn some respect for people's time.
You've been warned.

Shut Down This Junk You Assholes

Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm tired with your garbage here to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.

Go away
I'm not interested

Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.

Drop Dead With Your Annoying Emails

You think you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.

Seriously With Your Annoying Emails
I have no time
Get a real job or find a hobby already.